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Dumping Your Girlfriend

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       Some guys are like....I want a breakup....I dont love you anymore...     Even if you want to break up with her......Dont hurt her inner self.         There are ways you can do so.....That is,if its the only thing you can do 1) Take her somewhere quiet:  A quiet place is where you need,to avoid being disturbed or distracted. 2) Hold her hands 3) Look sad and troubled 4) Do not look into her eyes 5) Start with :  There is something bothering my mind that I want to tell you,but I dont want to make you sad.... 6) Tell her you love her 7) Talk about her happiness :  I have been trying my best to make you happy in this relationship and I want you to be happy for the rest of your life. 8) Tell her you are not ready for a relationship since,but you have been trying your best. 9) Give Reasons:  I need to face my studies,I dont want to be distracted,I have many problems,am just ...

Intentionally Failing An Exam

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   You want to fail your exam,right? Its not strange because you have your reasons....like * You want to punish your parent * You want to punish yourself * If its a scholarship exam....but,you dont want the scholarship * If passing the exam will make you leave the country or go to a country you dont like...but,you dont want to leave * Some may decide to fail in order to fulfil their dream and not their parent's     ........follow these tips,then...... 1)Pack All Your Books And Lock them Up 2)Be A Cooch Potato : watch TV from morning till night 3) Play Games And Loud Music 4) Engage Yourself In Any Sporting Activity 5) Have Fun 6) Eat A Lot Of Food 7) Start A Yoga,Music Or Dance Lesson 8) Attend A Wild Party A Day To The Examination Day 9) Give Opposite Answers To All Questions 10) Don't Forget To Smile After The Exam Warning: Do not engage in any form of examination malpractice,as this can ruin your reputation I...

A Realistic Short Story -My Mr Handsome;Our Shattered Love Life

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I was coming home from work that evening when I remembered that I ought to check if my younger sister's result is out,she just did her secondary school cerficate examination. As I moved nearer to a computer centre which is not far from my work place,I noticed that there were three people inside....I know the owner of the shop and his apprentice!....Very handsome...and cute too.I saw his complexion before I saw his face,though(lol)....a fair skinned man.       I asked the computer man(from a far istance),if the result is out and I was relieved when he said 'NO'.Had it bee a 'Yes',i would have passed where Mr handsome was sitting.             As I was about to get to the bus station,I heard someone shouting(Hey hey),I looked back and saw Mr handsome coming my way,he was waving his hand.I wasnt sure if he was talking to me,so I looked around and realised withour doubt that he was referring to me.        Hi....Uhm.....

A Realistic Short Story -Trampled Love

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                    They were born on the same day by the different women,women who were enemies and by different clans,clans who were enemies. Asthey grew up,they became friends and when seen together,were beaten.               Years after years,their fondness grew to admiration,their admiration grew to love.They often met at nights,in a place,where no eyes could see them and this continued till the night she cried before him,the night she told him her father told her to prepare for tomorrow would be coming to see her the next day.      That night was dark and cold but it was full of promises,the promises they made to eachother,as they held hands,looked into eachother's eyes,as their lips met.....             He fondled her,his eyes full of love and  lust with youthful rage which made her heart leaped.       They ran ...

Nigeria Teachers Can Form Anything To Poem:This Will Shock You

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There is this popular kiddies poem in my country,so I was also taught the poem when I was a kid...... "Who is the man who can read but can never write HARRIGAN that is H-A-double R-I-G-A-N spell HARRIGAN Who is the man who can read but can never write HARRIGAN that is" **Who Is Edward Harrigan?** Edward Harrigan(October 26,1844-June 6,1911)(sometimes called Ned Harrigan),was an urish&american actor,playwright, singer and dancer. His career started in minstrelsy and variety but progressed to the production of muti-act plays full of singing,dancing and physical-comedy. He is one of the founding Fathers of modern American musical theatre. He formed one of the most celebrated partnership with Tony Hart and later took over when Tony Hart died at the age of the age of 36. **********The Song********       'Harrigan' is a song written by George M.Cohan for the 1907 Broad way musical 'Fifty Miles From Boston',he celebrates and to some e...

😭 Crying Is What We Do

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I was chatting with a friend of mine two weeks ago and he told me something really funny. He was going through a complicated problem wnd he had been since,so he told me he searched for 'How To Get Rid Of Crying' online and he really made me laugh that my phone fell from my hand and into a smilling water. ******* Why Do We ?**********  l. When we think we are lost or hurt 2. When we miss someone(dead or alive)  3. When we are extremely happy......and so many reasons.       Our tears signifies sadness but in another way,it sigifies happiness,victory..... Crying is something we all do and we find it hard to ignore,the most embarrassing situation is crying before someone we dont want to see our tears.     Crying is one thing and crying without a hand on your shoulder is another. Many people love to cry that way...i mean without any hand on their shoulder...they cry in the toilets,corners or behind closed doors but some find themselv...

Shying Away From The Truth

Putting the non-fictitious novel where i found it with my cold hand,i used a calender to cover it and felt relieved.The novel really made me cry and i didn't wish to read it again because i can't imagine people especially women suffering from cancer... soo bad.   The novel 'NORDIES AT NOON' written by four women (Patti Balwanz,Kim Carlos,Jennifer Johnson and Jana Peters)battling cancer while two of the women unfortunately died of it.  The first time i read this book i wasn't able to figure out what my problem was It took me looonnng time before i made another attempt to read the novel again(i sometimes read novels more than 10 times)...I woke up oneday and started looking for the book... i searched and searched till i got tired and i felt soooo bad.  And It also took me another loooonnnnggg time before i got my hand on the book(the owner already took it,then).  Dear Reader,lets assume that the book is something or someone and that the ending of ...